The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV and the Laundromat. Don't try it at McDonald's; the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.
That is hilarious! I would never have the guts to pull something like that off but wish I could - amazing!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea. That would be fun to do. (swapbot - stampkrl)
ReplyDeletehehe I could try that but I live in the UK so it wouldn't work the same! Maybe I could get a UK Immigration one or something like that - then again I usually go to A+E/ER to sort my friends out rather than myself!!!!
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That is so funny - you made me laugh out loud!! Love your blog! (vforviolet - swapbot)
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteThat's not something i would want to try but it is funny that people left!
Anyways i'm ganty on swapbot.
So funny! I'm going to love exploring your blog~
ReplyDeleteOMG that is so funny!
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